MISS HOWARD TV
- Month: April 2007
- Age: 20-something
- Height: 5' 3''
- Weight: 100
- Measurements: 34C-26-32
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20 Questions for Miss Howard TV
What's your hometown and where do you live now?
Well I grew up in Rockaway Beach and I still live there now. I like being close to the city and right near the beach.
What do you do from 9-5?
I study liberal arts at Kingsboro College.
What do you do after that?
Work on my recording career, and just try my best to squeeze some fun out of my remaining time.
What are your goals in life?
Make an impact in my world, love life, have fun being part of the Stern Show's kick ass experience.
Describe all the great things about yourself.
I never get enough of myself but never get full of myself. I constantly amuse myself. I'm unstoppable, positive, and liberal.
What are some of your favorite movies and TV shows?
Howard Stern, Never Ending Story, Sex In the City, Legend, and Labyrinth. I also like to watch animals do it on the discovery channel.
What are some of your favorite howard TV episodes?
The Jesus Twins, Dave Navarro & Savannah, and all the roasts… especially the Gary Roast.
What does Howard Stern mean to you?
Howard is a fearless, risk-taking, in your face, raw sexy, genius. I respect him for all these qualities.
What do you find sexy in a man?
I like beer guzzling, Stern watching sex fiends. If I can't get that, a balanced, funny, well-rounded guy will do.
If you could have sex with someone on the Howard Stern Show, who would it be and why?
I'll let you know when I've slept with everyone. (All the Howard TV guys are really cute… seriously… like Isaac and Brian Phelan and the Boom guy and Joe the P.A.!! And Shuli from Howard 100 news is cute too.)
What's the best way for a guy to pick up a hot chick like you?
Just try to start a regular conversation with me. Be yourself and don't try to impress me right from the start. You'd be surprised what a simple “hello” can lead to.
What's the strangest place you've ever done it?
While driving in a car...with the driver.*
* iN DEMAND does not recommend or endorse this dangerous activity.
Have you ever had a lesbian experience? Please explain…
Not really… I'm waiting for Angelina, Pam, or Madonna. I did kiss a hot girl in a movie once… full tongue. It was exciting.
Tell us about your wildest night ever!!!
When I crashed Madonna's bed time stories party. I jumped on stage and rolled around in her bed. The bouncers tried to toss me but somehow I convinced them to let me stay on stage and feel Madonna's vibe.
Is it difficult being so hot?
It just comes natural, ask Howard.
What's your best physical feature? Why?
My boobs of course. They're even more useful than my lips :)
If you could have one wish granted, what would it be?
A cure for cancer.
What is the most important thing in your life and why?
Well, first and foremost, my family, is the most important thing in my life. After that, I'd have to say my all-natural boobs are very important. They seem to get things done. God gives us all gifts, and I guess my gifts are my two attention getters!!
Who is your role model?
Howard Stern is my pimp, my role model, and my inspiration all wrapped up in one. Yes… I'm that big of a fan.
What's your worst vice?
Nymphic sex!! If I'm angry, I wanna have sex. If I'm happy, I wanna have sex. I think I'm addicted to sex.