Howard Stern On Demand

Miss Howard TV Video

20 Questions for Miss Howard TV

What’s your hometown and where do you live now?

My hometown is Maine, NY.  A VERY small city outside of Binghamton, NY upstate.  I’m moving to Hoboken in August!

What do you do from 9-5?

I don’t have a 9-5.  I can’t stand them.  I work as a model, actress, hostess, etc

Are your breasts real or are they implants?

Implants and wonderful at that.

Tell us a little about your taste in panties. Boy shorts? Thongs? No panties at all?

I do it all… usually Thongs because most everything I wear is tight.  But I have a few great stories about the times I’ve gone commando. ;)

Tell us about your first time?

My first time what? Lol.  Well… I’m assuming that means the first time I had sex.  I was 21 and it was a drunk and F.  I was saving myself for marriage but I was going through a rebellious stage.  There just happened to be this guy at my work I had a huge crush on so we all went out drinking one night after work.  I was hammered and grabbed my crush and we went to a cheap motel.  It lasted a whole two minutes, and my crush never believed I was a virgin but after that two minutes there was defiantly evidence!  I have no regrets about it because I never had any expectations for it.  So it worked out well for me.

Have you ever had a lesbian experience? 

I’m Bi, so yes; I would say I have had a few lesbian experiences.  Most recently I was out and three brunette chicks surrounded me up against the wall wanting to make out with me… they were all only 18 so I was a little freaked out by it.  I swear I’m a straight-girl magnet!

Have you ever used any sex toys?  Tell us about them? 

I love toys.  I have a whole drawer full of them.  I tend to be on the sexual side all day every day.  So to avoid becoming a raging slut, I stock up on toys to keep me company!

Are you more of a giver or a receiver when you are with a man?

A little of both.  I like to give pleasure to my man, but he has to be able to give it back to me.  I don’t get off if my man doesn’t get off and vice versa. 

 Where is the strangest place you’ve ever had sex? 

Probably the strangest would be in an elevator.  It was an old building so we could stop the elevator between floors; we shut off the lights, did our thing, and were out of there.

Do you ever get turned on when you’re taking those sexy photos?

No!  I’m usually too nervous.  I like being sexy and all, but when you’re putting yourself out there like that it’s really hard to stay confident.  I find it to be a challenge, and challenges keep me going in life.

Do you prefer quickies or does slow and romantic turn you on more? 

I’m NOT a slow and romantic type of girl.  But I don’t want a quickie either.  I like going out and teasing each other all night so that by the time we get home we can’t wait to rip into each other… and then it’s on like Donkey Kong!

What’s the best way for a guy to pick up a hot chick like you?

Be yourself.  I hate guys that try to be more then what they are or fake or cocky.  If I want you, I’ll make it known, trust me.

What are some things about a man that would turn you off?

Anything and everything fake.  Don’t be a poser.  Just tell me straight up because I’m going to find it out eventually anyway.

In your opinion what is your best physical attribute? 

My eyes and lips.  You can see right through to my heart through my eyes and my lips are lips to die for!

What’s your favorite sexual position?

I love being on the bottom with my feet over the guy’s shoulders… and being choked!

What sexual act do you consider yourself to be an expert at? 

I would say oral.  Just because I’m a good student.  Not every guy or girl likes it the same way so you just have to pay attention to how they are responding… and I don’t mind if they tell me how they want it either…  I just want them to be happy!

Do you have any special talents that we should know about?

Well I grew up on a farm so I am the Domestic Diva.  I can cook, clean, sew, and raise kids and animals.  Also most people wouldn’t peg me as an Opera Singer, but I am one.  I’m a classically trained Mezzo-Soprano and can sing in Italian, French, German, Latin, etc.

What does Howard Stern mean to you? 

Howard Stern is the definition of freedom.  I love Howard because, though I don’t agree with everything he says all the time, he SAYS it.  I respect people that aren’t afraid to be themselves and promote change.  Howard has changed the entertainment world as we know it and I am grateful that we have pioneers like him in the world.

Who are your role models? 

My parents.  They are great people.  So humble, so non-judgmental, and just very “good” people.  They are always there for me and I could never repay them for their love and respect.

Where would you like your career to take you? 

I’d really like to brand myself as a personality.  I could see myself as the next Jenny McCarthy.

Miss Howard TV Blog

Shawn Carla Miss Howard TV August 2008 BLOG

My experience with the Howard TV crew was a memorable one from the get go!  I have been requesting to be on the show for years.  And finally, I was sent an email telling me the producers wanted to meet me in NY that week… I was in LA.  It was my life-goal to meet Howard so I booked my flight out to NYC that day, flew in, and met the producers.  After a brief interview, prancing around in my bikini, and reading a script, they informed me that I was the new Miss Howard TV!  I couldn’t handle my excitement and broke down in tears (They have the photos to prove it).  My dream to meet Howard, King of all Media, was finally going to become a reality!

The following week I flew back to NYC for the show.  I was unable to sleep the night before because I was so excited, but I was at the studio door at 7am sharp!  After sitting in the lobby listening to Trump on the air I was escorted into the green room, bumping into Artie on the way in.  He muttered something about “owning the building and the show” and I retorted, “Don’t worry, I’ll bang you later.”  My Howard experience was officially under way.

I shook from excitement and nerves as I changed into my bikini and was escorted in to meet the whole cast and crew.  As soon as I got on the microphone everything was a breeze!  The chemistry between the cast was so easy and fun that I couldn’t help but get swept up in the moment.  And then there came the Sybian.  I really thought I was going to wimp out of it, but when Howard said I could keep my clothes on, I figured, I might as well see if this thing is all it’s cracked up to be…. It is.

With my segment over, I returned to the green room and found my phone bombarded with calls, emails, texts, etc from people who had just heard me on air live.  I was ecstatic.  The remainder of the day we shot segment intros and wrap-arounds and just had a great time.  After wrapping the shoot, we took a walk down the hall to Maxim Radio where Covino & Rich routed for Artie’s deep love (lust) for me…  Artie, you have some great friends and they give some arguments that are really hard to argue against.

Overall my experience couldn’t have been any better.  I really loved being a part of this team, even for one day and I sincerely hope I can come back to the show over and over again…  I mean, how often do you get a hot girl who actually has a head on her shoulders too??? 

Thank you so much for the opportunity and I look forward to more in the future!