MISS HOWARD TV
- Month: August 2009
- Age: 23
- Height: 5'7
- Weight: 110
- Measurements: 34C-31-25
- Sign: Capricorn
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20 Questions for Miss Howard TV
Where are you from & where do you live now?
I was born in good old Fall River Massachusetts, the same place as Hank the angry drunken dwarf! While I have lived in a few other towns in Massachusetts, I'm always drawn back to my roots, and am currently in my home town!
Besides modeling what else do you do for a living?
I currently do the job of a man; I sell cars!! Working for a car dealership has been a very interesting journey for me as it has enabled me to travel the world and enjoy it. Selling cars was pretty much the start of my career as the "HemiGirl" and that alone has helped me tremendously in the entertainment world.
How did you get your nickname The HemiGirl?
I got the nick name HemiGirl back in 2003 when I started working at a dealership I became infatuated with the Hemi engine and its power over the competition. I'd spend hours sitting in the lot, checking out the cars and driving them around. And of course, the more time you spend in these trucks the opportunity to find a customer roaming around them was almost certain.
Has anyone tried to pick you up while on a test drive?
A few guys have come through just to go out on a test drive with me but I can usually sense whether or not they have the true intentions of buying a car. I have had to deal with a lot of angry wives though! Going home to your wife and explaining to her that you just bought a car is one thing, but explaining to her that you bought it from a female is another! That's always the entertaining part.
Does being a hot chick help you sell cars?
It’s sort of a double standard when it comes to being a "hot chick" and selling a car. Sometimes I get stereo typed as the "dumb blonde" and other times I get the jealous girlfriend. I do find that single women take a liking to me though, as they sort of feel like because I am a female and they are too, that I'm not out to screw them over. Sort of like good old female bonding, there’s a certain level of trust.
Being as hot as you are, were you popular in high school?
High school was the WORST experience of my life up until this point. I was made fun of a lot. They used to call me the Cookie Monster and stuff my locker with cookies because I had a lazy eye. I look back on it now and sort of laugh because they still haven’t gotten past the immaturity.
Now that you’re hot are there a lot of old high school guys trying to date you now?
I don't communicate with any of the guys that I went to high school with. I’ll see them out in bars and stuff but they are usually afraid to come up to me and say hi.
Are your breasts real or implants?
I have implants obviously... and what better way to celebrate them, because I got them done in August of 2005! How convenient that I am Miss HTV for the month of August! I was a 32B before I got them and I only wanted to go up one cup size so it would be proportioned properly with my body.
What do you look for in a guy?
The very first thing that I notice about a guy is his eyes. Eyes say everything when you’re talking to a guy. While looks are a plus, it's not the top priority. His personality and charm is what I look for.
What turns you off about a man?
I am not into fat guys. I know, it’s really bad to say and I got a lot of shit for saying it, but I am just not attracted to a guy who doesn't care about his body. If he doesn't care about his body then chances are, he wouldn't care about mine either.
What’s the worst pick up line you’ve ever heard?
I have heard a lot of pick up lines, and I've got to say they are all pretty stupid. I've heard the "do you have mirrors in your pants because I see myself in them" and I've heard the "Are you from Tennessee because your the only 10 I see" but the worst one was definitely the guy who walked up to me and pulled out a quarter and said "If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?" That was pretty bad...
Where is the strangest place you’ve ever had sex?
I do a lot of traveling and I had gone on a cruise with a boyfriend. We had a room with a balcony and one night it became an appealing spot. He sat me up against the railing and I held on to the side rails... I then looked down and realized that my balcony over looked the entire dining room, and the guests got a very interesting view! Needless to say that ended pretty quickly!
Do you have any unusual sexual fetishes?
I am a fan of rough sex. If you own a set of handcuffs you'd better have them ready! And I don't mean the fuzzy kind either!!
Do you own any fun sex toys?
I have a Wally! It's sort of a funny thing because you can suction cup it to anything and everything. It’s more of an amusement to see it then to actually use it.
What’s the hardest part about being a hot chick?
The hardest part about being a hot chick is getting shit from insecure women. Perfect example of this - Facebook. There are guys out there that I personally know that just don't allow me to be friends with them on the social networking site because it would start a fight with the woman in their life. Every girl thinks that I am out to steal their man away and I hate that! But if I was fat and ugly they wouldn't think that...
Is there anything that you’re afraid of?
I HATE elevators. I have re-occurring dreams that involve an elevator that is just the strangest thing! It's sort of willy wonka like; I dream that I am in an elevator and I am going down, the cord snaps and I fall to the ground, but when I hit the ground I sky rocket up past all the floors and I can see myself getting ready to go through the roof... and then I wake up. Haha really weird... they creep me out!
How many tattoos do you have also where are they & what are they?
I have 4 tattoos. I got my first tattoo at 15. It is the Godsmack logo and it is on my lower back. Very typical spot of the time! The second tattoo I got is a fallen angel on my right ankle. I got it in Orlando while on vacation and it sort of is symbolic to my behavior as a teen. I like to call it teenage angst. The third one I got is my Boston pride, its a shamrock and its under my ankle on my left foot. And my last tattoo is the one with the most meaning. It is GOD written in Hebrew and it’s on my left wrist for two reasons. One, because its closest to my heart and two, because most religious groups consider the left side as the "bad" side in comparison to sitting at the "right hand of God". The reason that it is in Hebrew is because I am currently studying the Hebrew language as I would like to read the original version of the bible in hopes of getting my own translation.
You also design clothes, How did that all come about?
I started designing clothes a few years ago when my nick name started becoming recognized. I decided that I wanted to have a posse of girls so I came up with the idea of "The HemiGirls". From there I produced a calendar and realized that I needed T-shirts for the girls to wear when making appearances. It just snowballed from there and became HemiFashion. The motto is "Driven By Fashion".
What’s your dream job?
I love the ocean and everything in it and I would love to be an oceanographer/marine biologist. The ocean is a whole other world full of the most extreme and unexpected forms of life gave way to life on this earth as we know it today and I would love to get the chance to fully understand it.
Is there anything else you’d like to tell the Howard TV fans?
I am honored to be Miss Howard TV for the month of August!! It is definitely one of the biggest achievements of my career yet and I am proud to be a part of the Howard TV family! I've listened to Howard Stern since high school and have always wanted the chance to meet him and I am so happy I was given the opportunity. If you'd like to follow me on the social networking sites, I have them all! Follow me on Twitter - www.Twitter.com/HemiGirl
Myspace - www.Myspace.com/TheHemiGirl
Facebook - www.Facebook.com/HemiGirl
Also check out my personal website for videos and photos! www.TheHemiGirl.com
Miss Howard TV BioHey now!!
Well, I guess it all started on a Tuesday morning when I was woken up by phone ringing off the hook. It was my older sister who was flipping out! She had called me to ask me if I had spoken to her husband.. Out of curiosity now, I said no and proceeded to ask why. She then told me to give him a call. And so I did and low and behold I came across the most shocking and amazing news that I have received in a while! Apparently my brother-in-law nominated me to be the next Miss Howard TV and they had emailed him back showing interest in meeting with me!!! Now this of course is shocking in and of itself because its my brother-in-law who did this and I didn't even know it!! It was totally awesome on his part and I thank him very much! At first I thought he was playing a joke on me, because it was something so huge that I thought "hey, this is way too good to be true"! Needless to say, I responded to that email and within the same hour I had gotten a phone call asking if I could make my way to NYC. How cool is that?!
Of course I brought my brother-in-law along for the ride, I mean after all, it was him who nominated me, so It was only fair that he come along to try and meet everyone with me! He was very excited to meet Gange though haha! But that’s as far as he got. When I arrived at the front of the building I began to realize what I was about to do and felt like I was living a dream and I was going to wake up any second. I walked into the building, checked in with security and up in that scary elevator I went, to the top of the building to meet Doug & Mike!!! WOW! The elevator was the worst part lol, I HATE those things!
Walking into Doug's office was pretty awesome, and it was definitely a great experience. Doug, Mike & myself hit it off right away and I couldn’t have asked for a better interview! I was super excited to have been asked back to appear on the Howard Stern show as Miss Howard TV for the month of August. That was just awesome!! I anticipated going back down for Monday's show and ended up spending the night in NYC at a really hip hotel! It was the BEST NYC experience that I have had thus far. Monday morning came around and my nerves began to get the best of me as I entered the Sirius building, but everyone around me made me feel at ease! I mean after all, meeting Howard Stern was something that I've always wanted to do, let alone be a part of the Howard TV Family!!!
When I walked into the studio and saw Howard sitting at his desk I thought to myself, "this is the coolest experience of my entire life"! He is a very respectable guy and just an all around awesome person! I had so much fun doing the photo shoots too!!! Especially when the guys goofed off and changed the teleprompter on me and I ended up reading some really funny things! Thanks a lot guys!!!! Hahaha I don't want to show off my hot body to fat guys with socks lol. Working with everyone at Howard TV was awesome because it showed me that you can work and still have fun! I am happy to say that this is probably the biggest milestone in my career as a model/actress and I know that there is more to come. I'd like to thank everyone over at Howard TV and all of the Howard fans for giving me this opportunity!