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20 Questions for Miss Howard TV

What's your hometown and where do you live now?

(Joanna):  I was born in Warsaw Poland. At age 5 moved to Chicago where I grew up and moved to Los Angeles at the age of 20 and been living there since.

(Marta):  I was born and raised in Chicago Ill. And been living in LA the past 5 years.

Joanna, you were born in Poland. Does Poland get a bad wrap? What's it like there, and are there more women in Poland who like like you two?

(Joanna): I was only 5 when I moved from Poland and only went back at the age of 13 but I doubt Poland has a bad wrap since it's a gorgeous country and it's known to have the most beautiful women in the world. 
(Marta):  I wasn't born in Poland...so I'll talk about Chicago- it is awesome. I still try to visit as much I can because I do have a lot of family and friends out there I truly miss. The best part in Chicago is downtown. My favorite. I don't know if anyone in Chicago looks like me, to be honest with you I don't think I look like anyone hehe.

Is modeling really a tough gig, or do you just change into your bikini and smile?

(Joanna): I love my career and what I do but its not always a day in the park. As an entertainer you have to be in top shape all the time and make sure you take care of yourself so look your best. There isn’t much time for gaining 5 lbs or having a bad day. I wouldn’t change my job for the world. I started and built my career as a cover girl but now I am diversifying myself into other avenues like my own TV show airing early next year. I love animals so I also did a nude anti-fur international campaign. I also have my first own 2008 calendar coming with many more projects in the works so I can’t imagine doing anything else.

(Marta): I am just starting off with the modeling and let me tell you, people think it’s a piece of cake and it really isn’t. It can be tough because you have to watch what you eat if you have a slow metabolism and your talking to someone who loves eating like a fat cow hahaha.

What do you do when you’re not working? 

(Joanna): I love to just hang out with my boyfriend and cuddle in bed and watch movies or go with him to the movies. Other days I love to attend dinner parties with a few friends and pig out on dessert and then go to boyfriend’s nightclub in South Beach and dance my ass off. I also love to spend time with my family and dogs and go hiking.

(Marta):  I like to be outdoors when I’m not working, playing sports such as tennis, basketball, hiking, jogging on the beach and…I also like to cook when I’m not working. Not a big fast food person you never know what they put in that crap like boogers and stuff hahahahaa. And at times, when I’m at home, I can be a lazy bum and snuggle on my couch and watch movies.

What do you find attractive in a man?

(Joanna):  A good sense of humor that makes me laugh and a man that treats me like a princess. When I say princess I don’t mean materialistic way of being treated like a princess but making me feel like a lady and telling me how much he cares and makes me feel confident and happy.

(Marta):  Sense of humor is a plus. I think nothing can be sexier then a guy that makes you laugh. I like to joke around a lot so I want someone that can get my jokes and not get offended, instead play along with it. I’m not really into the model type guys unless they have more to offer like a PERSONALITY!! For gods sakes! Hahaha. I think it’s sexy when a guy knows how to cook a great meal…oh and did I mention a smile. A good smile is a must J no missing teeth please hehe.

Have you and your sister ever fought over the same guy? 

(Joanna):  I would never fight with my sister over something so stupid since we are so close plus we don’t have the same taste. We have a strong bond and no one or nothing would ever break that. Nothing in life is worth fighting with a loved one.

(Marta):  NEVER!!! Thank god! My sister and I are so close that we would not even look at each others guys ever! Anyone that fights over the same guy has issues because there are plenty of other ones out there and why ruin your bond with that person over a guy. So nope hope that answers your question.

Could you date a guy who was overweight and not as much into fitness as you are? Or a really nerdy guy?

(Joanna):  It’s not always about the looks as long as there is a strong connection and the guy makes me happy. At the end it comes down to happiness and being with someone that you enjoy every moment with. A really nerdy guy- As long as there is a strong attraction because without that it would be hard for me to hide it since I am bad at pretending or lying about how I feel.

(Marta):  Honestly, if he was a great guy why not. He doesn’t have to be super built to be my man. Like I said from the earlier questions, a personality is a must and anyone that treats me good and is a sweetheart is a plus in my book. Doesn’t have to be Mr. Hot Macho Man. You never know what kind of guy you’ll fall for. It just happens.

What makes you sexy? 

(Joanna):  I think confidence and a fun and outgoing personality makes me sexy.

(Marta):  Hahaa I don’t know how to answer this question. I think having confidence is sexy. I’m more of a conservative classy chick so I think that’s what makes me sexy J

Both you and your sister have AMAZING bodies!!  Are your breasts natural, or have you had a little help?

(Joanna):  They are my breasts if they are connected to my body.

(Marta):  My breasts are all natural J

How can a guy actually score a date with you?

(Joanna):  At this point I have an amazing bf so there isn’t much hope for dates but when I was single a guy that I had an amazing bond with or attraction would have a chance on a date with me. I can’t stand guys that try to show off with their money and that’s all they talk about cause at the end it’s about the person not what they have or don’t have.

(Marta):  You know I’m not one of those people that goes on dates a lot. So If I do go on a date with you then your special J There has to be some kind of a of connection between us otherwise if there is none then I’m not sure if I’ll go on a date with that guy. Something just has to be there.

What are some things guys can do in bed to turn you on?

(Joanna):  Make me feel loved and sexy

(Marta):  When a guy starts kissing my neck then its on baby! hahaha

What are some things that guys shouldn’t do?

(Joanna):  Guys shouldn’t talk about how much money they have or the kind of car they drive trying to show off right when they meet you because that’s a huge turn off for me. If you have to talk about your bank account as soon as you meet a girl then you obviously have a small package in your pants or you are just insecure. Get the girl by who you are, not what you can buy her unless you are looking for a gold-digger then you are on the right track. A confident man never has to buy a woman.

Would you have sex on the first date? 

(Joanna):  Depends who the guy is and how you are feeling that moment

(Marta):  How funny I was just talking about that and nope no sex on the first date. I respect myself way too much to do that. Wouldn’t take anyone that seriously if they did because they probably do that with every girl they go on one date and that’s dirty.

What’s the wildest thing you’ve done so far?

(Joanna):  Dance seductively at a club with a pole in Guam.

(Marta):  Dance like crazy. Not sure if that’s wild though cause I didn’t take off any clothes or anything just danced really sexy so that’s already wild for me hehe

Have you ever had a lesbian experience? 

(Joanna):  I had only kissed a girl once and would never do that again. I love looking at beautiful women but definitely don’t have that kind of attraction toward women.

(Marta):  Hell no! Hahahaha .. No girl is getting near me, that’s all I gotta say.

Have you ever had a threesome? 

(Joanna):  Never and not something would I ever want to do.

(Marta): No never and don’t ever plan on having one. Want all the attention on me in bed J haha

What’s the hottest thing a guy’s ever done for you… or to you?

(Joanna):  Took me on a date with his private jet to his home in Mexico for 2 days.

(Marta): Honestly can’t think of anyone that did anything hot for me… all my ex boyfriends were boring as hell haha. Bring something to the table baby. Haha.

Where do you see yourself in 20 years?

(Joanna):  Married with 2 kids and hopefully living a stress free life and enjoying my family.

(Marta):  Retired!

Who is your role model?

(Joanna):  My mother is an amazing person and my role model.

(Marta):  My sister I guess haha, jk.

How will you be spending the holidays this year?

(Joanna):  I will be spending it with my family in Chicago

(Marta):  Back home in Chicago like we do every year with our family. We never change our tradition. Being in the cold ass weather makes it feel more like the holidays. In la I would be miserable with no snow.