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20 Questions for Miss Howard TV

What's your hometown and where do you live now?

I really don't have a hometown, I moved around New Jersey a lot when I was young.  Right now I live in Tom's River and I really like it because it's close to the beach.

What do you do from 9-5?

I do a little of everything.  I manage a hair salon and am an actress. I'm constantly running from Jersey to NY whether it is for auditions or to work with my acting coach. I've been very busy lately because I just finished working on a movie called "PJ" and I'm on the prowl for an agent.

What do you do after that?

The truth is… I'm boring.  I read a lot and I watch a lot of movies.  I also like to go out to eat at nice restaurants… I love Italian and Portuguese.  Sometimes I put my hoochie mama clothes on and go dancing with the girls.  But deep down, I'm really a nerd.

What are your goals in life?

I wanna make a lot of money in an industry that I love.  Whether it's writing, producing, acting… any one of those fields would be great.  I won't be stuck at a desk job for the rest of my life.

Describe all the great things about yourself.

I'm really good to my friends.  I try to be well rounded in life.  I'm understanding, compassionate, outgoing, and fair.  I try to stay balanced in life and when I feel myself getting out of balance, I step back and try to figure out how to get the balance back.

What are some of your favorite movies and TV shows?

My favorite TV show is 24.  Movies… I LOVE Zoolander!! Oh, and "Dirty Love" with Jenny McCarthy!!  I know that makes me seem stupid but I love to laugh at silly humor.

What are some of your favorite Howard TV episodes?

I'm mostly into Howard's celebrity interviews.  Howard has a way of getting them to say stuff they never say in other interviews.  I'd watch a celebrity interview on Howard TV before I'd watch it on Letterman 'cause I know Letterman will just ask them the generic questions.

What does Howard Stern mean to you?

Howard Stern means achieving great success no matter what obstacles may stand in front of you.

Who is your favorite person on the show (staff included)?

Robin Quivers, because she keeps Howard balanced.  She makes it so that the people who are being offended at least feel like someone's on their side.

What do you find sexy in a man?

Thoughtfulness. Seriously, that's the truth.  He's gotta be confident, too.  No one wants a pushover.  Also, tall and rich doesn't hurt either.  And well hung, size really does matter.  Well groomed too.

What's the strangest place you've ever done it?

This is a hard one...Well, I don't know if it's the strangest place but it was definitely exciting. We were on a rooftop of a house while there was a barbecue going on in the yard. Yummy!!

Have you ever had a lesbian experience?  Please explain…

Kinda… I've dabbled a little bit, but nothing I would call full out lesbianism.  More like light hearted fun.  If Howard wants to know anything more, he can have me on the show and ask me himself!!

Tell us about your wildest night ever!!

I'm sure it involved my girlfriend Erin; she is always my partner in crime. Hmmm, let's see...we once STOLE a really cutie boy (yes he was over 18).  He was in a car with his buddies when we manipulated him over to our car. We TOOK him and headed to Atlantic City.  Many bottles of champagne later the story gets foggy but I'm sure the cleaning lady untied him in the morning!! (laughing)

Is it difficult being so hot?

That's ridiculous, how do I answer that?  That's a stupid question.  I don't think of myself like that.

What is the biggest misconception about hot chicks?

I don't know… that they're slutty or stupid?

What's your best physical feature?  Why?

I like my lips, I guess.  People tell me I have sexy lips, so I'll go with that.

If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money?

I would take care of my parents first.  I'd get my mom a hot little car she would never buy for herself. Obviously, I would invest for the day when I can't walk any longer but until that day I would spend it like a maniac on everything, anything and everyone.

If you could have one wish granted, what would it be?

I would feel extremely selfish if I didn't say "world peace" but considering I'm Miss Howard TV and not Miss America, I guess my wish would be winning the lottery.  Then I could do all those things I just talked about in the previous answer!!

If you were President of the United States, what would your platform be?

I would be afraid to be President and have to make decisions for an entire nation, sometimes I can't even decide what to eat for lunch.  I try to never talk politics....so I think I will stick to that rule now.

If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be and why?

My grandmother. She was a strong, powerful woman and I have a lot of questions for her.