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20 Questions for Miss Howard TV

What’s your hometown and where do you live now?

I’m from West Islip, NY and I’m still living there now.

What do you do from 9-5?

Sleep!! I work full time at Hooters (in Islandia) at night. I also do some modeling on my days off which I wish I had more time for.

Nice!!  You probably get hit on all the time in that tight orange shirt and  little shorts.  Have you ever dated a customer?

Nope.  Never have. Probably never will. The typical “Hooters guy” is far from my type…

Ok, so you work at Hooters and do some modeling.  Tell us about some of your other interests.

I love photography. Glamour photography in particular… I enjoy shooting hot girls in lingerie or nude...  I also like to draw ... mainly hot chicks… I don’t know why but I have a fascination with hot girls… but I’m not a lesbian at all!  I also draw my own porn… it’s so much better than watching it.

What are some of the wildest things you’ve done in your 22 years?

Where do I even start??  I used to be so wild up until about 2 years ago…  but one of the craziest things I have ever done was get arrested when I was 17 for hitting a butch lesbian in the face with a liquor bottle….  Wait... was I supposed to mention that?  Oh well!  

What do you look for in a guy?

I looove latin men. But they have to speak fluent spanish bc that’s the hottest thing in the world to me…  I’ve met some guys who claim to have latin roots and cant speak a word of spanish .. it’s a turn-off and it shows lack of pride and I love a man whose proud of his heritage.

Is there anybody on the Stern show that you think is cute?

No...  not physically attracted to anyone... There is a serious lack of eye-candy on this show as far as the men...   but I love Arties sense of humor.  I would definitely date someone with his personality…   even if  the guy couldn’t speak spanish ;-)

What are some things about a guy that would turn you off?

Cockiness, tight shirts, Waxed eye-brows, heavy drinker, cheapness, show-offs  .. I like simple guys… I’m not impressed with material things a guy has or claims to have.

How can a regular guy get a date with you?

Tell me something hot in spanish ;-p

OK, so now a guy knows how to get a date with you. So what’s your idea of a perfect date? 

Well since I’m pretty simple... dinner  ( because I’m ALWAYS hungry and I’m cranky when I don’t eat) Then somewhere low-key where we could just talk and get to know each other. There is never any need to spend too much money on me or because of me... I like simplicity... it says more.

Tell us a little about your taste in panties.  Boy shorts?  Thongs? 

A little bit of everything? Thongs when I’m working so that I don’t get those lines and boy shorts for when I’m not working. I think they’re a lot sexier than thongs.

Are your breasts real or are they implants?

I bought them and they were worth every penny... I love them.

Have you ever had a lesbian experience?  If so, please tell us all about it.

No nothing hardcore... just kissing.

Would you have sex on the first date?  Why or why not?

No I wouldn’t.  I have to feel comfortable with someone before I have sex with them and that never happens on the first date… First dates are always awkward to begin with. Also I don’t drink so it’s hard to talk me out of that rule.

What are some of your pet peeves (not really about guys, but just pet peeves in general)

racism... towards immigrants in particular because after all these people clean your toilets and mow your lawn better and cheaper than ever possible by the average American. Also bad tippers… Sooo sorry but times are that rough that you can only shell out 6 bux between the 8 of you?!

What sets you apart from the other Miss Howard TV’s?

I would say my overall personality and my mind because the other Miss HTV’s seem pretty normal and sweet and answered their questionnaires so predictably and typically... You can tell I’m more of an open book... A lot of them seem so normal and I have issues and I’m not afraid to admit it =-p 

Where do you see yourself in 20 years?

Married with a few kids and doing something I love... not looking to be rich... just happy.

What does Howard Stern mean to you?

Whenever I hear his name I think of my mom first... she’s the biggest fan ever. I’ve known about Howard since I was so little… my parents used to hide his videos and books about him because he was “dirty”. One day I found a video titled something like “Butt Bongo Fiesta” and my mom got upset and told me not to touch or go near any of her Howard stuff... I used to think Howard Stern meant porn… but I grew up watching him and listening to him (even though mom would shut off the radio when I came in the room) and I grew to absolutely luv him because he says what everyone else is thinking but never have the nerve to say….   I love people like that.

What is the most exciting place you’ve ever been to?

Honduras.  I went there in April and it was the most naturally beautiful and simple place I have ever been to.  It was such an eye-opening experience… its an extremely impoverished country but the people there are so culturally rich in a way that we aren’t and probably never will be. They have nothing and are still so much happier than a large majority of well-off Americans that I know.  But it was hysterical to see little Hondurans running around in Tshirts with English writing on them not having a clue what it means… I saw one fat Honduran man wearing a T-shirt that said  “ I’m a Cheerleader..” It was just bazaar. Such a great trip that was.

Who are your role models?

Not to sound cliché but my mom only because she manages to keep her sick and twisted sense of humor no matter how bad the situation and I want to be just like that… life is too short to not laugh at it…Also my manager Jeff at Hooters because he is the sweetest and the funniest dirty old man I have ever met and everyone loves him… I idolize people with an amazing sense of humor.