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20 Questions for Miss Howard TV

What's your hometown and where do you live now?

Grew up in Silver Spring, Maryland.  Currently split my time between New York and LA.

What do you do from 9-5?

Make music and listen to Howard.

What do you do after that?

Make music and listen to Howard.

What are your goals in life?

To be a good person, to make people happy, and to make a living making music.

Describe all the great things about yourself.

There is absolutely nothing great about me.  I am quite ordinary and nondescript.

How did you become a Howard Stern fan?

Lying in the bed after getting my boobs done…Howard killed the pain. (Well, Howard and the percocets)

What are some of your favorite Howard TV episodes?

The small penis contest and the Sybian ride where Gary got squirted in the eye by that Asian porn chick.

What does Howard Stern mean to you?

Everything!!!  I can't breathe without him!

What do you find sexy in a man?

Fat fingers.

If you could have sex with someone on the Howard Stern Show, who would it be and why?

I could never choose just one!!!  But the line would start behind ta-ta-toothey!!!  He's soooooooo sweet and I bet he has really fat fingers - ha!!!

What's the best way for a guy to pick up a hot chick like you?

I'd rather pick you up.

What's the strangest place you've ever done it?

Fast food restaurant counter.

Have you ever had a lesbian experience?  Please explain…

Puh-lease!!!  What can I tell you that you haven't already seen Janine Lindemulder do?

Tell us about your wildest night ever!!!

I had sex with 3 guys in one night once…

Have you ever had a threesome?  If so, tell us about it…

Technically, i think it was a foursome…

What's your best physical feature?  Why?

My feet.  Because my Barney Rubble toes always make people laugh!

If you could have one wish granted, what would it be?

Health, happiness, and laughter for everyone in the whole wide world!

Who is your role model?

Anyone who can afford their rent.

What's your worst vice?

Consuming large quantities of French white wine…cursing like a sailor…buying lingerie…a.d.d/o.c.d (though these aren't really vices per se, I suppose they are more like conditions)

How has winning the Miss Black Howard Stern pageant changed your life?

I suddenly have a ton of new friends that feel like family!